Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
Tamere so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"!
Tamere so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
Tamere so fat, when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling, "Free Willie!
Tamere so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.
Tamere so fat, she has to buy two airplane ticket
Tamere so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with he
Tamere so poor, her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Tamere's like a refrigerator, everyone sticks their meat in her.
Tamere so nasty, I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Tamere so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
